by Malaroth » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:37 pm
Saul settled upon his chair in the Floating Dragon, brushing back a dusky brown, faded cloak and leaving the hood down with a small, private smirk. Hands slipped together beneath the table, knitting together, squeezing anxiety into opposing palms as he waited with trepidation. He had made no secret of the small sack he carried in being valuable, tucked astutely and obviously beneath one curled arm before being set on the table before him.
Curious gazes flickered across that package with a casually larcenous thought. Every creak of the door caught his gaze, hopeful and bright with the imagination lovingly caressing suitable coin, however ill-gotten.
The door distracted him enough by sight sound and imagination that he missed the figure he was eagerly awaiting. The nervous energy bled freely from him, some might even call it a certain stink, causing him to catch his breath as a figure settled in across from him.
"Do you have it?" A murmur in the crowd, nearly lost amidst clinking steins and tankards, oaths and curses aimed at one who allegedly cheated at dice. It was deliciously cliche and broadened the smile that lurked in the corners of Saul's mouth.
"Yes," he offered, laying a hand upon the sack, allowing it to fold lovingly about the object within. "Of course I have it. Authentic to boot, you can tell by the engravings. Genuine Pumarian," the outrageous lie left him easily, Pumarian being an orcish dialect far more common to Zachean ears than locals'. If Saul had even heard of Zachea, however, he would struggle to pronounce it.
"Let me see it."
Saul's eyes widened in horror. "I can't," he whispered loudly as if performing his heart, which stirred at the drama of it all. The danger of this den, the closeness of the buyer, the prying ears; it fed and nourished his private narcissism and he loved it. He loved it.
Perhaps there was a future in it.
He left it aside as the other scowled at being rebuffed. "It is simple honesty I ask for. If you deal honestly then you have nothing to hide."
It was a bald-faced lie and Saul might have recognized it for what it was, until that silent dream of coin danced lewdly for his mind's eye, bidding him to open the sack's protective mouth and draw forth the object within, holding it closely within hands that struggled and incompletely encompassed it:
A small, silver urn.
The other leaned forward, nodding sagely, himself knowing it to be a forgery and Saul too much the fool to capitalize upon its inestimable value in the right hands. This other had forgotten secret seekers of trophies - there were others; necromancers, and worse, who would forswear food for a year for the chance to grasp the urn of the Scourge of Myrken. His only response was the passing of a sack of golden coins, opened by Saul and greedily counted by the eye.
This other stowed the urn in the sack and stood as Saul offered eyes bright with greed.
"Enjoy the Ashfiend's urn."
This other stood in slack-jawed silence, awed by the sheer awesomeness of Saul's rampant stupidity. The beginning eagerness with which he drew the sack tightly closed and began to shoulder it accompanied by the scraping of chairs and stirred footsteps.
By the time he got to the door a circle had formed around him, Saul forgotten by everyone. The anonymous buyer wondered, secretly, who had proven to be the bigger fool.
"Is that the Ashfiend's urn?" growled a voice like gravel, thick eyebrows raising upon a heavy brow. Hamfists loosely curled at the towering oaf's sides as the sounds of dice-rolling quickly perished. It wouldn't matter what the buyer said, he knew this, and lowering his head lunged for the door. For a second he believed the speed of his movement had caught them unaware, the door grew closer, escape a true possibility -
all smothered by rough hands grabbing, pulling, seeking the sack which gave way to reveal the urn, rolling briefly in their midst, kicked by an unknowing foot, before it peered up at them with greedy silence.
I wish I had a reason
My flaws are open season
For this I gave up trying
One good turn deserves my dying