by Zorana » Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:52 pm
"Office boy, fetch me a little bit more paperwork," he muttered. "Bring me that 'uge stack over there, yes. Yes, that's perfect. Now, fill out every form, nevermind that all of them are bloody useless."
"Zhai`helleva," he cursed quietly, resisting the urge to throw his pen across the room. He'd broken the last... four. He carefully restrained himself and laid the carved wooden pen on the desk. "Relax. You're starting to talk to yourself again."
There was a sharp knock on the door, and he looked up, surprised. "Yes?" he said, cautiously, expecting another shipment of 'paperwork,' of supply lists and rosters to be filled out, orders to be placed, and correspondence to write. He swore, silently, to any god that was listening that if he were just given a job to let him leave the office for one day, he'd stop complaining - at least for a little while.
"Lieutenant Duvall? I've a message from the Captain," came the polite voice of a new guardsman.
"Come in," he replied, wearily, already ruling out several of the things it couldn't possibly be. He looked up when the door opened and tugged off his hat. He shoved a hand through his sandy colored, rather unkempt hair, and looked expectantly at the guardsman while he shoved the floppy, beaten leather hat back on his head.
"Captain Daniels would like to arrange a meeting with you and the other Lieutenants to discuss the Spires in the forest, Sir."
"Would 'e, now? It's been so damn long since I've personally spoken to the man, I'd all but forgotten 'e could -talk-."
"You shouldn't speak badly of the Captain, Sir."
Duvall looked up at the younger guard, a new recruit, and watched him with scruitinizing hazel eyes. "Have you ever met the Captain?"
"Well... No, sir."
"Then you haven't the faintest idea what sort of man 'e really is. Thanks for the message."
"But..," the young man stuttered, frowning. "What shall I tell the Captain...?"
"The Captain's secretary, you mean?"
The young man blushed. "What will you reply, Sir?"
"Tell 'im to give me some idea when 'e can bloody see me, and I'll work something out. Oh, and run over to Kilborn's office, would you? Tell 'im I'd like 'im to drop by sometime. 'e knows my office 'ours."
"Aye, sir." The young guardsman bowed, still red in the face, and walked out.
"Mmm. A meeting, eh? Nice to see you're still around, Captain, sir." He sighed. It wasn't that the Captain was a bad man, but he was never really -involved-. "What I'd give to see the Prince back with us lowly commoners. I miss you, Captain, I do. You knew us all, at least, and put us in places better suited to our skills."
He grunted, glared at the paperwork, and forced himself to finish the rosters, at least. He couldn't abandon the men simply because he hated his job. He'd learned more of loyalty than that from the Prince. He'd hate to disappoint his only good influence.
Did you ever wonder what happens when there's dirt on the "Bat Signal?" It wouldn't even look like a bat anymore. Maybe they'd accidentally summon a superhero named
"Misshapen Blob Man." I bet he weighs 900 lbs. and comes in the "Misshapen Blobmobile." And the cops go, "Aaah! Clean the lens!" And his theme could be the Batman song at about 10 R.P.M.
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