Letters arrive at the residences of each Councilor:
Dear Mssrs. Goldenhair, a'Nerun, Romanova, and Treadwell, otherwise known as You Lot of God-damned Ass-holes:
I have just arr'ved back from negoshiasions in Thessilane yesterday Morning to find that Governor Burnie has been missing for a whole goddamned month and none of you have given one stinky Shit about it. None of you Wrote me in Thessilayn. None of you organized a Searching Party or even a single piece of Investigatorey Process. I had to get information about what the fuck is going on in this Province by talking to the Village Idiot. The fucking Village Idiot. And it is ABSOLUTELY CLEAR even to a Mad Raving Idiot that Glenn Burnie would never just walk the fuck out of the Meetinghouse and that there is pretty obviously foul play going on here!!!!!!!!!!!
So stay where you are and shove cheese into your face all day for all I care. You are just as much a threat to Myrken as those who would take it from us by Force. Unless you contact me within the next Two Days at my Address IN FUCKING PERSON I will consider that you are Abdicating Responsibilitee and leaving the Council. If you come crying to me about this when you wouldn't even lift a finger to help your Governor, I would have you know that I want to tell you BITE ME. None of you care about Myrken you just care about Power. You are NO BETTER THAN THEM. And you know what I mean.
I am still putting things together but I doant like what I see. You shouldn't either. And if this is what I have to do to get you to fulfill your Commitments to the Land that you Pledged yourself to, than that is what I have to do.
Sincerely,
Agnieszka Kaczmarek River
CHAIRWOMAN of the DEFENSE COMMITTEE.
Ariane and Berdini, however, get this letter:
I have just Arrived back into town from my time negoshiating in Thessilane and everything there was very Productive but I came back to find that Governor Burnie seems to be missing and nobody can find him. That is bothering me quite a bit so maybe you know something or can point me in the right direction. I definitely have Things to tell him about Thessilayn and so you can understand my Urgency.
I hope you are having a lovely day,
Sincerely,
Agnieszka Kaczmarek River
Defense Committee
And yet another letter delivered to Genny by a young boy, although it will not have any identifying marks on it, the hand is undoubtedly female:
Got yr letter!! Lets go Shopping some Tea and Pretty Happy Lovely Gorgeous Talk at yr earliest convenience at my Howse f you know what I mean. We haven't always seen eye to eye but now I am sure we're going to be the best of friends.