The following letter will end up in Glenn's mailbox in the morning, when he arrives for the day's work:
Dear Glenn,
Thank you for telling me all about Catch and the fact that he is some kind of super ridikulus crazy DEMON KIND OF THING or ANSHENT POWER. becaus you KNOW that telling your Defens Comitey is importunt for the Defens of Myrken and all and espeshuly since you say you trust me a whole lot. Espeshuly since I am you know supposed to know these things so that you know I can Defend Myrken from shit like this. Your considerashun is legendarey.
Oh wait you didunt tell me. YOU DIDUNT TELL ME ANYTHING AT ALL.
your TRUSTED (or not apparentlee) frend --
Agnie.