What the hell?

[Rattrap]

Dear god you people all go psycho crazy when I'm gone, don't you?

Absolutely whack-job bonkers off the wall insane neurotic crazyness.

And guess what it's doin' to me?!

...making me read a damned lot, that's what. Although, to be fair, I expected the multiple pages of new posts when I returned...

Of course, the huge leap in post numbers it seems faaaar too many people made wasn't expected.

So dear god.

Say, might I coax someone into a nice, neat little...ah...summary of all 48,978 new posts I haven't read...? It'd be real nice.

Really, really nice.

Yeah.

C'mon, you know you want to.

[Jirai]

Summary? That's easy enough.

Suede causes trouble, me and Itanya make fun of him, I get eaten, and Aeri occasionally throws in a *facepalm* or a bat.

This happens repeatedly throughout those 48,978 posts.

[Elfling]

I think it's called 'spam'.

[Itanya_Blade]

Spam seems a really good name for it. It's silly Spam though.

[Tyralor]

Spam is spam is spam!

Silly spam is when you get an email about a brand new septic system that will reduce your bills by up to 25% after installation.

Simply cause it makes no sense at all.

Everything else, is just spam.

[Vanidor]

On a side note... there was some interesting developments in the production of...

Well, no. Spam.



Oh! And the want for chairs!

[Itanya_Blade]

All hail the glorious SPAM!

[Mongrel]

...or not.

*snickers*