Today, in Hot Springs, Arkansas, they are holding The World's Shortest St Patrick's Day Parade, featuring The World's Largest Leprechaun, and hosted by no less than Pauly Shore.
Is that a case of Guinness behind your back, Heather?
At my workplace today, if you wear green and go to the cafeteria, you get a free hot dog with your meal. Since it's Lent and I'm a Catholic, I'm going to try to finagle myself a free side salad.
...but, really, what does a free hot dog have to do with St. Patrick's Day, anyway?
Most places, yeah, that's the case. In some dioceses, you can eat meat today with no problems. In others, if you eat meat you have to abstain on another day of your choice. Others scoff at the whole thingamajig and are telling their congregations to eat their corned beef on Saturday. Here, it's Choice #2, but we are not to treat the dispensation lightly. It's all about where you live.