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Postby Rattrap » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:44 pm

...I see down below that it's Rance's birthday. Rance Denton. Yes. Denton. A name he complained about, but which I think is totally rad. And just look at that picture of him, folks. I mean, that...that's a beautiful face.

...not as beautiful as mine, but I'm just freaking beautiful (what can I say?)...

Righto! The point wasn't to praise myself, no matter how freaking beautiful I am ('cause I am freaking beautiful, y'know), but to wish Rance a happy, overjoyous, ecstatic, and...uh...sensational birthday.

SO HAPPY *&^%$#@ BIRTHDAY, MAN!

There. I'm done.

...oh, I almost forgot. I wish you well on going out and getting wasted, if you're going to do that.

I'll be waiting to hear from you in the morning :sick: ha ha ha ha ha...

Go get 'em!
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There. Now I'm done.
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Postby Jirai » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:48 pm

Morning? We won't be seeing him till evening, I bet!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RANCENESS!!!
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Birthday wishes...and Ranch Dreams

Postby Khalika » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:51 pm

ok so i really don't want to know what you dream about..kinda scares me...hehe...

But HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I HOPE YOU DAY IS SWELL AND YOUR HEAD NOT SWELLED!!!
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Postby Eriks » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:52 pm

OMFG HAPY BIRTDAYZ0RZ
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THIS CALLS FOR A SEXY PARTY!!!1!@!!oneone!!!1

Postby Pipkin » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:53 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Postby Jirai » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:53 pm

Happy birthday again!


....just so there's more posts on the thread!

^_^

Love ya Rance!
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Postby Matthias » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:54 pm

OMG happy b-day 2 U!
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Postby Suede » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:54 pm

Holy crow, teach me not to check the boards today.

Rance, Pants, Applesauce, whatever you prefer....

HAPPY BLOOMING BIRFDAY!

J00 4R3 73H R0X0RZZZZZZZ!
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Postby Una » Sun Dec 28, 2003 4:09 pm

WOOOOOOT! Happy flipin' Birthday! I hope you get carded EVERYWHERE! Cause that just makes things happier, and you get free shots! Woot! Can't pass up free alcohol!

Oh, and welcome to the ranks of legal drinkers. Yes yes, it might not be as much fun now, but hell! It's not as much fun! Do it anyways =D

Oh, and did I mention, Happy Birthday?
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Postby Dhugal » Sun Dec 28, 2003 4:18 pm

checks..doublechecks..
ok..right guy (ask Rattrap about it<g>)

Happy Birfenday, Rance!
Do you know the wish of your heart?
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Postby Mongrel » Sun Dec 28, 2003 6:39 pm

I've already wished you a couple happy birthdays...but I'll do it here too. Why the heck not.

Let me know when you're feeling ready to get your present. It'll only hurt for a minute.
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Postby Driftingstar » Sun Dec 28, 2003 6:53 pm

Happy Birthday!!
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Postby AdaraSkye » Mon Dec 29, 2003 3:16 am

Happy Birthday Darlin'... and many wicked wishes for the year to come. :transform
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Postby Zorana » Mon Dec 29, 2003 2:00 pm

RANCE...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

And stuff. :D

HAVE FUN! Even though this is a little belated. ;)

So, I hope you.. had fun...!
Did you ever wonder what happens when there's dirt on the "Bat Signal?" It wouldn't even look like a bat anymore. Maybe they'd accidentally summon a superhero named "Misshapen Blob Man." I bet he weighs 900 lbs. and comes in the "Misshapen Blobmobile." And the cops go, "Aaah! Clean the lens!" And his theme could be the Batman song at about 10 R.P.M.

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Postby Rattrap » Mon Dec 29, 2003 2:09 pm

...Mongrel, I think we need a new size for fonts. The huge just isn't huge. What we need is three more sizes...

I propose:
Gigantic
Titanic
Ludicrously Large :D
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