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Sixteen Candles!!
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:15 am
by Khalika
No I'm not gonna give a summary of a John Huise movie, starring Molly Ringwald.))
IT'S RT'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!...MORE SO ITS HIS SWEET SIXTEEN!!!
HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN!!!!!!!
jody
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:53 am
by Mongrel
Happy Birthday, Rattrap!
Please remember that hitting people with cars does not really earn you any points.
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:53 am
by Suede
I thought only girls had Sweet Sixteens!!! RT is really a woah-man!
PS. Mong is wrong, you get 10 points for hitting old people.
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:10 am
by Driftingstar
Habby Birthday RT!!
And extra confetti for you since its "sweet sixteen"
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:13 am
by Driftingstar
P.S. They're both wrong. Its only 5 points for the senior citizens because they can't move fast enough to get out of the way. 10 points a regular pedestrian and 15 for college students using crosswalks for their personal gathering places.
Har har har...
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:15 am
by Rattrap
Thanks, folks!
I wouldn't worry about the car bit, though. I'm too environmental to drive (that is, until those fancy hydrogen-powered cars come out for something short of eight hundred thousand dollars).
I can only hit small children on my bike, anyway.
Heh heh. I'm getting old (disclaimer: in no way am I claiming to
be old, but
getting there which is an undeniable fact from birth)!
Well, that just means I've still got another good seventy-five years to hang around this place.
...can you imagine?
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:23 am
by Mongrel
DOWN WITH HYDROGEN CARS!
They produce water exhaust, which will increase the levels of water vapor in our air, which will have just as much, if not more of a Greenhouse Effect on our atmosphere!
Hydrogen Cars are not the answer! *walks around with a doomsday sign*
...oh...and, uh...happy birthday again. *g*
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 12:20 pm
by Redjoy
Oi! Seems every time I look around the forums, its someone's birthday... lucky you! Sixteen! Means you're at the treshold of great things, my unknown friend, if you aren't there already. Worst case scenario, you're five years away from being elligible for execution in some o'the states promoting the dea-- wait a second here...
Never mind that.
Just enjoy your birthday, with me blessings!
(P.S. Here in Quebec, it's usually 10 pts per pedestrian, 20 if they have children with them... children are worth 5 pts individually, 15 pts if you hit them in groups, 25 pts if you hit them in groups -and- are near a school area. Points are doubled if you're in Montreal, and any miscellaneous groups are worth 50 pts. Yelling that out in traffic helps a lot when you find yourself confronted by the myraid jaywalkers that infest the streets. Yes, we gave that a lot of thought, and yes, we dun have nuthin' much to do here.)
(P.P.S. I'm a jaywalker too. Should I be more careful now?)
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 2:23 pm
by Carnath-Emory
Yikes! Happy Birthday, Yer Rattness! *grins*
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 4:53 pm
by Dhugal
I hope ye hae had a bonny birthday, y' bluidy
numpty!
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 5:37 pm
by Rance
HAPPITY BIRTHITIDAY TO THE RATTITTY-BATTITY-BO-BATTITY!
fkds;l!!
Go get drunk! I know you're 16, but it's a perfect time to start!
--Rance
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 7:38 pm
by Tyralor
'Apy Birthin' Day Rat.
Hope you've managed to have a blast, and a fascinating day with all sorts of fun tumbling out of the closet and into your lap...
....
Maybe not literally. might suffocate under all that funness.
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Additionally, the information about Montreal is wrong. Montreal you gain 5 points for every 1 km you spend on the road. 10 Points for actually stopping at a red light. 15 for stopping at a stop sign. So on and so forth.
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:37 pm
by Redjoy
Qwebecer road regulations say:
"Montreal you gain 5 points for every 1 km you spend on the road."
That is true. But what Matt forgot to mention was that you get 'em points if you hit a pothole. Which are a dime a dozen. So you're bound to make a lot of points there.
"10 points for actually stopping at a red light."
That is true as well. Just make sure you dun run over anything when ye do so.
"15 points for stopping at a stop sign."
What stop signs? I never saw any of these here. Probaby an Ontarian Thing. Ours say 'Arret' <wink>
"So on and so forth."
We have 'careful for moose might cross here' signs... I guess that might gain you some points. But these you probably won't care about when you realize how much it'll cost ye to have the front of yer car repaired...
I never typed, nor said that though!
Happy birthday Rattrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 5:23 pm
by Pipkin
Holy crap!!!!
Is he REALLY that young?!
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 5:38 pm
by Driftingstar
scary isnt it?