Happy birthday, Heather!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:52 pm
Happy birthday, Heather!
Soon you'll pretty much explode with a tiny flesh-object so you'd better enjoy this birthday, because not long after this, your life will be a whirling dervish of mustard-poop, baby-vomit, and the sadistic use of tears as a form of communication and aural punishment.
As though dealing with me you didn't already get enough of that.
Soon you'll pretty much explode with a tiny flesh-object so you'd better enjoy this birthday, because not long after this, your life will be a whirling dervish of mustard-poop, baby-vomit, and the sadistic use of tears as a form of communication and aural punishment.
As though dealing with me you didn't already get enough of that.
