Montgomery

Biske's latest character, the ugliest little boy you've ever seen. And quite possibly the most irritating.

These are all lies

Monty is the most dashing, daring Boy Hero, noted slayer of All Things Evil and Dastardly. He's at least eight feet tall, no, wait, nine. Also he has pretty big muscles, so you'd better not make fun of his face or anything, because he will totallykill you. He is admired by all the hot women, though he's not quite sure why that's a good thing, only all the heros he's heard of tend to have hot women. Gross.

Also you'd better not make fun of his cat, Monty Junior. Or else he'll kill you.

He'll also kill you if you say anything bad about Mikhail or Molly O'Neill. Molly is sort of okay he guesses, but she needs to seriously lay off the kissing and baths. Gross.

Currently, Our Brave Hero has seemed to have gone missing, shortly after Mikhail and Molly. Rumors suggest that he's gone after whoever took them away. They're totally dead. The horses, however, need taking care of - so Monty Jr. is handling all that.