life only gets better the farther a person puts their teens and early twenties behind them. that's reason enough to celebrate, but what's better: you can now rent a car in some states. that's what i call fun.
and as pliny the younger wrote to trajan, may this and many succeeding birthdays be attended with the highest felicity to you; and may you, in the midst of an uninterrupted course of health and prosperity, be still adding to the increase of that immortal glory which your virtues justly merit!
or somethin' like that.

happy birthday, jen.
triston