Awry

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Awry, previously known as both Faded_Color and Faded`Volt (having changed his name because he deemed them too emo, plus he hates underscores), is one of those guys you see online that you don't exactly know what to think of... because he's so super-cool!


He has an eccentric taste in humor, a mouth that frequently cuts in line in front of his brain, and a vocabulary that incorporates various innovative swear words designed meticulously for MAXIMUM DAMAGE. He's stated several times that he's age 22, although he acts age retarded, and it's a little known fact that his real name is Steve (protip: it hasn't been mentioned anywhere except for on this page).


He likes to think that he's incredibly handsome, incredibly charming, incredibly intelligent, and incredibly strong, but in actuality he's only incredibly awesome, which naturally has dominion over all of the previous elements and then some. He can be found in the Broken Dagger in "on-and-off spurts", which is also a terminology he likes to attribute to his love life. It's not exactly known what draws him away for extended periods of time - the theorized options are either periods of binge gaming and/or lobotomies (that are, of course, inordinately botched).


He likes to think himself a very easy person to get along with, and it's incredibly hard to make him angry - a grizzled, weathered veteran of many internet battles, even Grade A trolls only amuse him, never anger. He's almost always joking when he talks, perpetually trying to make people laugh - that's just the way he rolls.


In his spare time (when he isn't being dominated by games), he enjoys spending time and drinking with his friends and the non-deceased-and-perfectly-healthy Sam Fisher, talking on his Ventrilo server with a wide variety of people across the world, drawing, reading, writing, breaking goths, and talking in a badly-imitated Canadian accent to annoy the hell out of his Canadian friends.


Likes: Cake, cupcakes, ping pong, dress shoes, slacks and khakis, women that can take jokes, singing in echo chambers

Dislikes: Pies, long-distance running, tennis shoes, jeans, collared shirts, men that pretend to be women, singing underwater

Characters: Airestorm, Sefall, Lute, Tempest, Iyu, Sithis, Adana, Elise, Tzithe, Kahn Avante, Rahldyr, Zacharias, Voltaire, Karnelian, Vanillers, Anturazzat, Kanyon, Esperon, Rhez'arone, Scythe, Tanaris, Stitch, Blackchain, Dormouse, Sketch, Velarik, and Ashanna. I'll add them all... eventually. When I'm like, 73.